I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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