idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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