Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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