Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
