first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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