at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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