I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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