and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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