what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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