Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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