How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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