Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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