He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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