I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm at about main and main street
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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