Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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