My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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