dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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