do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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