Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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