Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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