She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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