i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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