drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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