Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Don't tell me you're on acid again
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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