haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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