I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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