Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
