it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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