I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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