i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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