Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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