hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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