just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
