if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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