didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
