I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so explain again why im purple
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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