Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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