I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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