I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
kristin has been a bad kristin
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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