Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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