Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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