his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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