going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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