Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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