If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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