How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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