Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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