I just threw up on my dentist
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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