I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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