I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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